Identity crisis

There is no better way to spend a Friday afternoon at work, than by doing random personality tests online. (All those who frowned or thought ‘Gawd, she needs to get a life‘, can kindly keep their opinion to themselves.) I’ve come across a bunch lately — Which of the Greek Gods are you (I am Hecate – God of dark magic *ominous music in background*), Which Biological Molecule are you (An enzyme? Hmm..), Which Harry Potter kid are you (Hermione, and that makes me happy) and so on.

If you are like me, you have definitely transferred some of your precious savings into the bank account of an African dictator. No? How heartless of you! Surely you have at least been spammed by one of them? Here’s a nice lil personality test telling you which of them spammers you are —

You are Princess Agbani. You are a student at the University of Nigeria, Lagos.  You got my name through the chember of comerse.  You have $21,350,000 to share, which your father, the king, left you. You have trouble spelling.

Which Nigerian spammer are You?

And of course, here’s something to appeal to the geek in every one of us. The computer geniuses amongst you can access either by clicking on the link —

You are Apple Dos. Simple and primitive with a good understanding of the common man.  You're still a work in progress, but a good start.

Which OS are You?

9 thoughts on “Identity crisis

  1. Hifzur

    Wonder where you come up with all these personality tests. But I bit the bullet this time, the geek in me, couldnt let it go, after I saw the nice Apple on it. Turns out i’m Debian Linux. As to what exactly the ‘personality’ is, my blog is just a click away.

  2. pingoo

    personality tests ! lol…woh itne sare kochions puchte hai ke by the time im half done…i’m like enough of dumb questions with the dumbest answer choices. bahut logon ke blog pe yeh personality tests ke results hai..sab ladkiyon ke hi :p.

  3. Paddy

    I like these kinds of tests just to test the amount of randomness present and also somebody making a statement about me makes me think about my self.Am I really what he says?? Turns out that I almost fit in anything..

    Anyways on your tests I am the molecule “water”, The greek god “Morpheus” and the OS is “PalmOS”..Gee..ats pretty nice to know..

  4. U totally Rock Dude !

    good ones for checking the personality types ;). i am Morpheus on the Greek Gods. And guess which OS i am !!! Windows XP !!! hahahaha ! LOL … gosh i just cudnt stop laughing ! XP of all !! but the description sounded good tho ! ;) It reads

    “Under your bright and cheerful exterior is a strong and stable personality. You have a tendency to do more than what is asked or even desired.”

    well … as long as am happy :-O

    -Crush

  5. gvenum

    This can be a good Tuesday afternoon activity too. So now I am the “Morpheus”,molecule “water”, “Harry Potter”
    and OS is Slackware Linux

    “You are the brightest among your peers, but are often mistaken as insane. Your elegant solutions to problems often take a little longer, but require much less effort to complete” ..pat pat on the back of mine and also for Megha for the blog. Do you have any Wednesday specials!!!

  6. Salman

    Couldn’t resist. Had to take ‘em!! (Are these tests “Really real” or its just that I am amongst “brilliant” friends :-))

    Greek God – Morpheus ( Very few questions , so more collisions I guess)

    Molecule – mRNA
    “You are mRNA. You’re brilliant, full of important, interesting information and you’re a great friend to the people you care about. You may have sides to you that no one understands. But while you understand more than most people, you’re only half-there most of the time.”

    OS – AMIGA OS
    “Ahead of your time, you keep a lot of balls in the air. If only your parents had given you more opportunities to succeed”

    Me Happy too :-). Thanks MM!!

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