Early morning creativity at work here, so not to mind, pliss.
Q: What do you call a good-looking but dumb babe, who says contradictory things?
A: A foxymoron! ;)
I am quite happy with myself for this creation. The oxymorons amongst my readers (the smart kind, the plain vanilla ones and the tutti-frutti types) are to not take offense-woffense, please. Thankoo.