Cow are Devis, a higher class of beings, hence human languages are subsets of the cow language. Our auditory equipment is ill-tuned to understand the profundity of cows words.

It is somewhat unfortunate how most people don’t know the origins of where they are from, the Center of Universe, Nalgonda. This is what SV said about Nalgonda:

“This is the ancient land where wisdom made its home before it went into any other country, the same Telangana whose influx of spirituality is represented, as it were on the material plane, by rolling rivers like oceans, where the eternal Himalayas, rising tier above tier with their snow-caps, looks as it were into the very mysteries of heaven. Here is the same Nalgonda whose soil has been trodden by the feet of the greatest sages that ever lived. Here first sprang up inquiries into the nature of man and into the internal world. Here first arose the doctrines of the immortality of the soul, the existence of a supervising God, an immanent God in nature and in man, and here the highest ideals of religion and philosophy have attained their culminating points. ”

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Now I know, I should have looked for ammbaaaa than moo. Very informative!
*Unfortunately your blog friends are no better:)*

Oh well, me shall reveal answers now..

Cow that said *Maaaaa* ended up starring in tamil movies.. (note: cow from another land has better chance of acting in tamil movie than homegrown cow)

Cow that said *Ammmmaaaa* spent the rest of its life in a dairy farm, enjoying a retired life, since most farms come up with less milk and more water.

Cow that said *Mooooooo* ended up in McDonalds after the neighborhood cattle farm recognised the “mooo” and decided to make burgers out of it.

Horror story, no?

Some one has a blogger handle called littlecow. I laughed so much when I read that…its the cutest nick eva!! even the blog was named the moo diaries, I think.

M, what about cows who hear RD Burman music inside out and see endless Hindi movies ?