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Monday, January 2, 2006

Wishes

A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes. A philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs. An optimist doesn’t see the clouds at all — he walks on them.

~ Leonard Louis Levinson

Whee! It is that time once again. An old one bites the dust and a new one rises from it. Yes, I’ve already written a post about the holiday season and all the associated whoop-de-doo, but nobody mentioned a rule that I cannot write two. So there. Or here. Or wherever. Bleh.

You shovel yourself out of a foot of snow, drag yourself to work and discover that the office is half-empty, ‘cos your colleagues are busy tanning themselves silly on some undiscovered exotic sunny beach and insist on sending you postcards that some idiotic receptionist tapes up right next to the coffee machine. What’s worse, your annoying cubemate-from-hell will wear his green and red polka dot sweater and sidey up to you, demanding that you say cheese although you feel mostly sour cream-ish. Some forgettable person from the third floor will click the picture which will soon find its way into an office collage that the pesky chick from sales will put together. If she is in a good mood, she might just choose to tell you how the aqua-colored shirt you are wearing in the picture makes you look slimmer, leaving you sniffing around suspiciously for the intended slight.

But at the end of the day, you step out and look around to see the trees decked up with millions of starry lights. The snow on the branches glows softly. The changing colors of the clock tower light go from blue to purple to pink to red to green. Little children in bright-colored earmuffs skate around the frog pond, while tired but happy parents look on, holding hands. You smell the hot apple cider and hear the tinkle of the sleigh bells. As you pass by the park, an inflated Santa waves at you jocularly, his rotund belly bobbing against the sidewalk benches. And no matter what your day has been like, you cannot resist a grin. And you jump up on an impulse and chomp at a snowflake floating in the air.

So many reasons to smile. Friends near and loves afar. Some reasons in front of you and some simply in your heart. All making you look forward to the new year. So here’s wishing all my readers and commenters happier, better times and a new year that bring you the best of everything you wish for.

Update : Pliss to not miss the priceless comments section of this thread that was rejuvenated thanks to aNTi’s breezy rendition of a hit song from Bluffmaster. The author of this blog is not responsible for the madness that followed.

74 Comments
  1. m. · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    cynical as i am about the new year thing, tis nice to read a totally feel-good up-beat post :) oh and lemme pass on this greeting i heard and flipped for - a happy and preposterous new year to you! :D

    Monday, January 2, 2006 @ 11:03 PM

  2. Raj · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Wish you a very happy new year and maybe a little preposterous too :D

    Monday, January 2, 2006 @ 11:47 PM

  3. Pradyot · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Pretty pissed start to a new year huh?
    Hope it gets better from now on.

    Tuesday, January 3, 2006 @ 1:27 AM

  4. Madhu · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Wish you lots of happiness, peace and prosperity in this new year. May you continue your walk in the clouds as always.:))

    Tuesday, January 3, 2006 @ 1:33 AM

  5. Ajith · Other comments for this name

    Good positive thoughts..Nice to read. Have Happy years ahed..

    Tuesday, January 3, 2006 @ 1:53 AM

  6. tony · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Wishing you a Peace and Prosperity filled new year.Again!

    Tuesday, January 3, 2006 @ 6:03 AM

  7. ardra · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    hi Megha!
    Wishing you a Wonderful year ahead filled with Health, Happiness, Cheer, Contentment…
    and wishing us readers a year filled with a steady flow of Megha’s delectable posts!

    ardra

    Tuesday, January 3, 2006 @ 7:21 AM

  8. shoefiend · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Happy New Year Megha!

    Tuesday, January 3, 2006 @ 11:17 AM

  9. VC · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Just keep them posts coming and this year will be just as good!
    HNY!

    Tuesday, January 3, 2006 @ 11:47 AM

  10. Arun Verma · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    I wish you very much the same. Have a wonderful year ahead.

    Tuesday, January 3, 2006 @ 12:17 PM

  11. Ujval Gandhi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Happy New Year Wishes !!

    Well, you can always listen to Bappi-da’s moosik while sipping some coffee,, loads of sunshine where I am though, will give the moosik a pass for now !!

    Cheers for 2K6

    Tuesday, January 3, 2006 @ 1:36 PM

  12. raj · Other comments for this name

    Hi Megha!
    A good refreshing post with lots of promise to begin a new year….:) A very happy and a prosperous new year to you too.. ring out the old and ring in the new…!
    raj

    Tuesday, January 3, 2006 @ 2:53 PM

  13. aNTi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Seasons Greetings…

    *windy windy one time*

    Have a wonderful year ahead…

    *windy windy two times*

    Tuesday, January 3, 2006 @ 11:25 PM

  14. Lak · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Megha, HNY! lovely word-picture you painted.

    Wednesday, January 4, 2006 @ 12:45 AM

  15. Claytonia Vices · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Hope you have a great year Megha! :-)

    Wednesday, January 4, 2006 @ 7:46 AM

  16. PIW · Other comments for this name

    hm. quiet in here today.

    Wednesday, January 4, 2006 @ 6:04 PM

  17. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [m.] Now that’s a nice li’l wish indeed! Will make sure I pass it on to other unsuspecting peoples :)

    [Raj] Thanks and to you too!

    [Pradyot] Perhaps you missed the upbeat mood of the post then? A wonderful start, it was :)

    [Madhu] Thank you and all of the same to you too! And thanks for dropping in. Welcome to the blog :)

    [Ajith] Thanks and wishing you the same!

    [tony] And thank you once again :) Hope yours is a good one too!

    [ardra] Hi Ardra! Thanks for the very sweet wishes and I hope you continue to read the nonsense I dish out. And hope your year brings you and your family the best of all the things you wish for!

    [shoefiend] Thanks much!

    [VC] Will try and do just that! Hope you have a good one :)

    [Arun] Thanks!

    [Ujval] Somewhere out there exists a Collectors Edition of the Disco Dancer DVD - Widescreen version. Comes in a commemorative box with an action figure of Mithun in silver tights, no less. It is my heartfelt new year’s wish for you that you find yourself a copy of it. Happy new year :)

    [raj] Thanks! :)

    [aNTi] Thankoo :) And windy windy? Although something tells me it is a PJ-type thing and I am going to regret asking, pliss to explain?

    [Lak] Thank you! Glad you liked. And welcome to the blog :)

    [Claytonia] Thank you, Chaitanya :) You too!

    [PIW] *raises eyebrow*

    Wednesday, January 4, 2006 @ 9:57 PM

  18. tilo · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    maybe I will run into u this year.

    Wednesday, January 4, 2006 @ 11:07 PM

  19. aNTi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Megha:
    Right here right now,
    hai kushi ka sama;

    Windy windy one time…

    Right here right now,
    ho gayi swarg jahaan,

    Windy windy two times..

    Wednesday, January 4, 2006 @ 11:17 PM

  20. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [tilo] Ah yes. Sounds like a plan indeed :)

    [aNTi] *holding tummy and laughing away to glory* Anti Anti Anti! If you acutally think those are the words of that song, then that is one memorable mondegreen indeed :)

    Right here right now
    Hai khushi ka samaa
    (Wind your body one time ..)
    Right here right now
    Hum hai is pal yahaan
    (Wind your body two time ..)
    Bhool jaao, muskuraao
    Reh na jaaye baat baaki

    :)

    Wednesday, January 4, 2006 @ 11:45 PM

  21. aNTi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    OH GAWD..

    *aNTi should keep his mouth shut*

    pls pls pls.. let me delete that! Thats so embarassing…

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 12:03 AM

  22. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [aNTi] Oh no no no no! It is sooo deserving of being saved for posterity ;)

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 12:12 AM

  23. Raj · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Ha ha, that was funny, aNTi

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 12:12 AM

  24. aNTi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [Raj]: Thanks, the pleasure is all mine… :p

    [Megha] :( I don’t mind it there, but u actually made fun of me… :(( Soooosaaaaad!

    *puts foot in mouth and sings the song as he knows it best…

    Actually, it was bound to happen. Neither Hindi nor English is my mother tongue. :p

    And I am known as the “Butcher of Sivaji Street” and hamara kaam bakra kaatna nahi, par gaane ki shabdon ko kaana..

    Nice no?

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 12:17 AM

  25. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [aNTi] Arrey! Where did I make fun of you? You did it all by yourself, with no assistance from me, but I digress. I only chuckled cos the mondegreen was so priceless! :) This one is a surefire Hall-of-Fame-er, right up there along with your soft core of a violent volcano tulip photu. Thankoo soo very much for that :)

    *exits singing windy windy one time ..*

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 12:27 AM

  26. Heh Heh · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [Anti]
    I totally relate to that one. embarassing, no?
    ouch.
    :)

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 12:40 AM

  27. Raj · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Hey, aNTi, don’t feel bad. Nobody is making fun of you. Read this post and its comments to see how common such mistakes are. We all do it.

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 12:44 AM

  28. aNTi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Soooooooosaaaad!

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 12:44 AM

  29. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [aNTi]

    Villager One: Are bhai, ye soooosaaaaad kya hota hai?
    Villager Two: Jab gaane [aNTi] ke haathon marte hain, to use sosaaaaad kehte hain!
    Villager One: Par ye [aNTi] gaanon ko maarta kyon hai?

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 12:52 AM

  30. Heh Heh · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Villager two:
    Arrey, tumhe nahin pataa? Because he is known as the “Butcher of Sivaji Street” and uska kaam bakra kaatna nahi, par gaane ki shabdon ko kaana..

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 12:55 AM

  31. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Villager One: Par ye kaana kya hota hai, bhai?

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 12:57 AM

  32. Heh Heh · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Villager two: It is a type of nut. As in: “Daane Daane par likha hai KAANE waale ka naam”

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 12:58 AM

  33. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Alternate Villager Two: Kaana, matlab food. For example - Jab pachaas kos door gaaon mein, raat ko gaana bajta hai, to maa kehti hai chup ho ja .. chup ho ja varna aNTi tumko kaa jayega.

    :)

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 1:00 AM

  34. Heh Heh · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Alternate villager two (two): kyaa miyaan? sunai nahi deta kyaa? Q-tip lo aur saaf karo apne KAAN-A.

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 1:08 AM

  35. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Villager in Mehmood voice: Oho! KAANA! Hum samjhe ki paana, vo bhi Shakila-bi vaali. Kya bole to, jab Shakila-bi humko pyaar se aankh maarku paana dete to hum us mein supaari ku uska kaleja samajhku chabar chabar ke khaa lete. Kya karein, hum baataan nahin karte miyaan, Hai-derabadi jo thehre!

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 1:18 AM

  36. aNTi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    :O :O :O

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 1:21 AM

  37. Heh Heh · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Villager One: Oho-ho! PAANA PARAAG!! humey kya maaloom tha aap bhi paana paraag ke shaukeen hain? Yeh lijiye paana paraag.

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 1:23 AM

  38. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [aNTi] *innocent wide-eyed look* Oh hello aNTi, didn’t notice that you were around! :)

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 1:23 AM

  39. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Villager Two: Ek se .. *heh heh* .. mera kya hoga? :)

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 1:26 AM

  40. aNTi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Arre… go to bed.. you two lunatics… :p

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 1:31 AM

  41. Heh Heh · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Heh Heh Heh Heh, Ab tera kya hoga, kaliya?
    *song plays in the background*
    “aNTI singh yeh keh kar gaya,
    Jo dar gayaa, woh mar gaya”

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 1:39 AM

  42. aNTi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Saaara shehar muje aNTi ke naam se jaantha hai…

    he he.. dont be.. err..err…err.. heyhey…

    *sigh* I can never be a lyricist or a playwright.. can i :p

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 1:42 AM

  43. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Villager One: Are bhai, ye jaantha kya hota hai?
    Villager Two: It is the past tense of jaan hai. Example - Anti ke murder karne se pehle, is gaane mein JAAN THA!

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 1:46 AM

  44. aNTi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Mummmy…… these bad ppl are making fun of my hindi :((

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 1:49 AM

  45. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [Heh Heh]

    Lil kid to Anti: Mar gayaa? Lekin aap to zindaa hain?
    Anti: Are ye jeenaa bhi koi jeenaa hai lallu? Huh?

    *Anti sings in the background mere paas aao mere doston ek kissa sunaaon*

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 1:49 AM

  46. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [aNTi] Who my boy, who? Who are these bad people? Tell me and they will be gone with the wind, I say! :)

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 2:04 AM

  47. Heh Heh · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    *dances around to*
    “windy windy one time
    windy windy two times”
    could be the theme song for Chicago, innit?

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 2:04 AM

  48. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Oooh! Chicago - the musical! Renée Zellweger and Catherine Zeta-Jones draped around AB Jr. Oh the visuals, the priceless visuals!

    Windy windy one time!
    Windy windy two time!
    Hush-a! Bush-a!
    We all fall down!
    (laughing, that is)

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 2:16 AM

  49. aNTi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    aNTi on the blogroll,
    killing his tune.

    Down came a cloudie babe
    and broke aNTi’s tune.

    Aah said aNTi…
    that’s not fair.

    Oh, said the cloudie babe,
    We can’t hear!

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 2:21 AM

  50. Heh Heh · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    *serious faced*
    that little ditty there.. is there an implied judgement on the President of this country? I mean I agree he’s a windbag, and we’d like him to hush up, and he makes us laugh.. but do political statements like that belong to this thread?
    Hm? Hm? Hm? Hm? Hm?

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 2:21 AM

  51. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [Heh Heh] *equally solemn look on face* We have been accused of political correctness before, so we are trying to be more controversial in the new year. And now now, since we are being all serious and political and all -

    Windy windy one time
    Windy windy two time

    Almost sounds like poetry written to describe the windbag President’s two terms, no?

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 2:27 AM

  52. aNTi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    See.. thats what i meant to do.. Political commentary… And you guys took so long to figure that one out? :O

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 2:29 AM

  53. Heh Heh · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Oh great [aNTi]!
    I put feet to thee!!

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 2:31 AM

  54. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [aNTi] Sorry we are a little slow. But what to do? Your most astute observations were lost in the midst of all that hot air!

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 2:31 AM

  55. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [aNTi & Heh Heh] Thanks for all the fun! I now have a visual of aNTi in my head, gazing coyly at his readers, while nestled amongst purple tulips while he sings windy windy one time. Ah, the simple joys of life!

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 2:39 AM

  56. Vasu · Other comments for this name

    [Megha, Heh heh, aNTi] Thanks a bunch, for kickstarting 2006, in the best possible way. *holds tummy, puts fist into his mouth to stop others getting concerned, tears-in-eyes, can’t type anym…

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 5:03 AM

  57. Decamisado · Other comments for this name

    Congratulations! Two nominations at the Indibloggies! Way to go!

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 5:45 AM

  58. Rk · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Hey…Congrats , Congrats!!

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 10:20 AM

  59. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [Vasu] Glad you liked ;)

    [Decamisado] *bows graciously* Thank you!

    [Rk] Thankoo thankoo :)

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 2:08 PM

  60. Suhail Kazi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Hulloo MinM,
    Bhelcome bhack. Happy new year to U2 and Madonna, Elton, Michael and Paul and oh..Anup Jalota and Adnan Sami’s nose..and all other noses.

    bhy the bhay…bhile missing on phrevios comments…u happen to unknoyingly sidestepped my phrebhious threat (should I threaten again..or not? no I shdn’t ..yes I shd). also ij yr blog have a bheak memory? doez it phorget phorm daata after a bheak?

    *ok preview looks goood..I now praise Submit*.

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 4:48 PM

  61. shub · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    yam sorry but i skipped the post n went straight for the comments to see the exchange!! howlarious!!!
    have a rocking (y)ear megha!:)

    Thursday, January 5, 2006 @ 9:32 PM

  62. Raj · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Congrats on being nominated for two Indibloggies!!

    Friday, January 6, 2006 @ 1:50 AM

  63. Nandu · Other comments for this name

    Am back after quite some time……But vacationing in India has finally given me opportunity to catch up on all my blog reading….congratulations on the nominations at the Indibloggies!!

    Friday, January 6, 2006 @ 2:33 AM

  64. Vasu · Other comments for this name

    Congraats un the nominayshuns! :-)

    Friday, January 6, 2006 @ 4:09 AM

  65. kavoori · Other comments for this name

    Got to your blog via the indibloggies awards.
    randomly browsed across some.
    first gulty blog that i liked like anything.

    carry on !!!!
    wish u all the best for the award.

    Friday, January 6, 2006 @ 5:16 AM

  66. Raj · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Hey, just wanted to add that now that you’ve got two nominations, you can sing Windy windy two times..

    Friday, January 6, 2006 @ 7:05 AM

  67. aNTi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Should I correct all the people who wished you for the two awards? :)
    And you deserve another round of congrats - for being the “first gulty blog” that people like… ROTFL!
    So go “windy windy” one more time :))

    Friday, January 6, 2006 @ 9:34 AM

  68. kuffir · Other comments for this name

    congratulations megha..
    i think the two preceding comments focussing on certain jaat are in bad taste…

    Friday, January 6, 2006 @ 12:05 PM

  69. Sriram · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *tears his hair and hair of all innocent people standing around who are gathered to watch him tear his hair*…

    [aNTi] Noooooooooooooo… traitor! Singing hindi songs, eh?

    [Megha] I could have sworn about commenting on this post. Just cant find it!! Oh well, I’m too lazy to write that comment again. *also reminds readers of temporary memory loss to due power fluctuations in brain caused by “thinking”*

    Friday, January 6, 2006 @ 12:48 PM

  70. Bad Hair Day · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    I came here via the world’s funniest site. And I think, this is the best layout/ design I have seen across all Blogs. And insanely popular too!
    My theory was right though, that only women Blogger’s are widely read and understood! :D

    Friday, January 6, 2006 @ 1:28 PM

  71. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [Suhail] Well well, looks like someone’s back to stay after having gone missing for a while! All the noses say hello back to you, by the way. And I am feeling suitably scared now so pliss to tell what the threat is about? *eyebrow raised*

    [shub] Aink? How did you even know about the comment exchange if you didn’t read the post? ;) Have a great one!

    [Raj] Thankoo thankoo! And yes, ever since aNTi’s creative variation, I can no longer sing the original song. So windy windy two time sounds perfect ;)

    [Nandu] Hey, looky who’s here! Long time no see! I wondered what happened to the blog that you were going to start and the planned posts on Bappi and all. Glad to see you back and hope you’ll write more. Have fun on your vacation! :)

    [Vasu] Thenkewverrymuj :)

    [kavoori] Thank you for your wishes and welcome to the blog. Glad you liked it! :)

    [aNTi] Aww, no no. I can’t claim a nomination for a group blog. Plus I *want* to sing windy windy two time so two is a good number to be silly with! :)

    [kuffir] Thank you! And ayyo? You’re kidding, I hope? Not actually offended, are you?

    [Sriram] *promptly hands over her wig to him before he tries to reach for her real hair* I think that comment of yours was on my previous post about the holiday season. Yes I wrote two, much to the confusion of my readers. Something about de-sanitizing your apartment to make it humanly-inhabitable and what not? ;)

    [Bad Hair Day] Nice ID, by the way :) And thankoo! Glad you liked the design. But who be this world’s funniest site and how is it that they are linking up to me? Pliss to unravel mystery? And while women bloggers are indeed widely read and commented, I am not so sure about the understood part :) Glad to have you stop by. Do visit again! :)

    Friday, January 6, 2006 @ 2:54 PM

  72. Suhail Kazi · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    you lookie that chintoo-saa ps: in my comment on yr prevs post? Will send an email…. *evil grin*

    Friday, January 6, 2006 @ 6:04 PM

  73. Dev · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    Nice :))
    *Grin*

    *Tip of the hat (or monkey cap)*
    *naveen varsh ki haardik shubh-kaamnayen*

    Friday, January 6, 2006 @ 11:55 PM

  74. Megha · Other comments for this name · Other comments for this URL

    [Suhail] Awaiting mail nervously .. *gulp*

    [Dev] Yay! Looky who’s here! Happy new year to you and Prer too. Wondered where you disappeared when even a poem didn’t bring you out of the woodwork :)

    Saturday, January 7, 2006 @ 12:35 AM

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