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Each place has its own advantages - heaven for the climate, and hell for the society.
Mark Twain

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Matt Groening

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
Dilbert

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking too good either.
Dilbert

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.
Dilbert

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.
Saul Bellow

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Sam Brown

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Calvin and Hobbes

A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes. A philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs. An optimist doesn't see the clouds at all — he walks on them.
Leonard Louis Levinson

Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
Cyril Connolly

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M Schulz

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Chili Davis

A goal is a dream with a deadline.
Napoleon Hill