Fruit and Nut
The tagline of a blog is supposed to be a pithy phrase that nicely sums up what the blog and the blogger is all about. But then as we all know, pithy and I don’t really get along too well. But not one to give up, we attempted some pearls of wisdom anyway. So here you go. Your one stop shop for all flavors of dementia with some extra nuts and fruit on top. Whee!
- My delusionary noodle place. Bring your own chopsticks.
- Horn ok please. Horny no-k please.
- The public is urged not to feed the wild monkeys.
- Dekho, magar pyaar se ..
- Honesty is the best life insurance policy.
- Being forewarned is like having four arms.
- Variety is the garam masala of life.
- May contain traces of peanuts.
- To err is human, to speak coherently, divine.
- <Insert creative and witty space-filler here>
- Am not around. Pliss to leave message with alter-ego.
- Let's dance the dhinkichiki!
- This blog, much like my life, is a work in progress.
- Bloo blah bloo. I have nothing to do.
- Like gas after a can of beans, this too shall pass.
- I am not very forthcoming. I prefer coming first.
- Gajar ne kiya hai ishaara. The carrot has given a signal.
- In pin safety-pin, in pin out!
- I get my sense of reality from watching Hindi films.
- Your experience may vary.
- Where two-dot ellipses are the norm.